Murder Mittens in Zoomies at Midnight! | Organic Cotton Crew Neck T-Shirt

Ever heard something go bump in the night… then tear across the carpet at 40mph with no regard for your sleep, safety, or sanity? Congratulations — you’ve survived an encounter with Murder Mittens.

This t-shirt features our fluffy little agent of chaos in his latest pulp-style caper: "Murder Mittens in Zoomies at Midnight!" – a moonlit dash of fur, fury, and feline espionage, styled like a vintage movie poster. Think Bond, if Bond was covered in orange fluff and deeply offended by closed doors.

Designed for cat lovers, retro art fans, and anyone who knows the terror of midnight zoomies, this shirt is just the right level of unhinged.

Perfect for:
Cat parents who know the zoomie struggle
Fans of pulp comics & vintage mayhem
Anyone who loves a little adorable anarchy

Stand Out in Style: Whether you're out with friends, running errands, or just living the day-to-day, this fun, unique design is sure to grab attention and bring smiles.

++ Sizing ++
Size chart included on last photo.
True-to-size. If you prefer a looser fit, please consider ordering one size up.
Please note: this is a natural-fibre product, and even though it’s pre-washed, it will still tighten up by about 3-5% after a wash, and then loosen slightly as you wear it. Please keep this in mind when you choose your size!

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Pre-washed, but shirt can shrink 3-5% after washing
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle top-stitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Environmental Characteristics and Traceability:
• Weaving—Bangladesh
• Dyeing—Bangladesh
• Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

++ FREE SHIPPING ++
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! You can expect your t-shirt within 30 days in Canada, 10-14 days in the U.S., and up to 6 weeks outside of North America.

##Returns##
Because this product is made just for you, unfortunately we do not accept returns. Please choose your colour carefully and consult the size charts to make sure you are getting exactly the product you want. Please note: although the fabric is pre-washed, the shirt can shrink 3-5% in the wash.

How to Take Care of Your Fabulous New Shirt
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.